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Market Pulse
◆8 fresh listings this week·▲Online shop up 16.3% this week·▲Software / digital up 12.5% this week·▲Membership up 4% this week·▲10 businesses up over 10% this week·▼6 businesses having a rough week·▼US gas $4.16/gal (+2.1% wk)·◆8 fresh listings this week·▲Online shop up 16.3% this week·▲Software / digital up 12.5% this week·▲Membership up 4% this week·▲10 businesses up over 10% this week·▼6 businesses having a rough week·▼US gas $4.16/gal (+2.1% wk)·
Real-World Pulse
  • 📊S&P 7,651steady
  • ⛽US avg gas $4.16+2.1% wk
  • 🏦Fed funds 3.88%steady
  • 🧘VIX 15calm
  • ❄️Inflation 3.4% yoycooling
  • 🛍️Consumer 55confident
  • 🔺10y Treasury 5.01%trending up
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Biz of the Day

Someone's having a week.

Lucky Star Drive-In
Featured today
Retro Drive-In Restaurant · Amarillo, TX
Lucky Star Drive-In

Having its best week in a while, up 27.1%.

Latest updateBusy lunch rush, kitchen kept up
This week
+27.1%
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